I’ll appoint a trustee of all my +1s in my will. Read more

Hear, hear! Read more

Do you want to talk to me about how Coconut Aminos is totally not the same as soy sauce? Or is that conversation too depressing for words? Read more

I did a Whole30 and discovered that soy makes me WILD so now I must avoid it at all costs.

I’ve never been so disappointed in myself. Read more

Quinn Fry 4 Eva
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Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream. Read more

I’ll be the one in the dressy kaftan. Really hoping Burke doesn’t show up in the same thing, that would be so embarrassing. Read more

YAY LOOK AT HER GO!!!!!! Read more

Thank you! Read more

Does anyone have a GIF of HRH Milania sliding down the bannister while wearing a set of falsies? I can’t find it but it MUST exist. Read more

I, for one, cannot wait until her inevitable military coup followed by world domination, and I look forward to bowing before my queen. Read more

I have a +1 that’s up for grabs! Read more

What odds do you have on Rio being an actual disaster Olympics instead of just a the media-says-it’s-gonna-be-a-disaster Olympics? (I’m an awful person, as you all know, who truly hopes this will be The Big One.) Read more

YOU’RE AT WORK, PALLIE, PUT ON YOUR FUCKING SHOES Read more

Ahhh I love coming across other Barnard gals in the wild!!! Read more

If you soil it, she will come Read more

hahah I’ve missed you guys too — I was very excited to see so many people checking vinegar in these comments! Read more

Every time I see one of these articles I’m like HALLELUJAH, JOB SECURITY. Read more

You rang? Read more

haha it’s okay! Dog vom in car, you poor thing — I did a recent Esquire column on bird poop in a car, and most of the advice will apply. There’s also an old podcast ep with Freddy from Jalopnik talking about what to do about barf in a car. Read more