Aww. Miss u guys every day. Read more

This is far and away the best iteration of the “we’re still here” posts. <3 Read more

Gotcha covered: http://www.esquire.com/style/advice/a… Read more

This would be a good Deadcast Q — you should email Drew.

My take is that it counts as a rinse, but to qualify as a shower, there needs to be soap. Read more

Email is joliekerr@gmail.com, same as it ever was! Actually, the deadspin address still works too (jolie@deadspin.com). Read more

Remember when they all thought I was a dude? That was good times. Read more

Pardon? Read more

mutter mutter mutter every fucking week mutter mutter I’M RIGHT HERE Read more

I’ve always wanted to attend my own funeral. Read more

If After the Thones is any indication, this will be an absolute wreck of a show that I’ll watch every week for reasons I don’t entirely understand. Read more

Follow-up! I used your Q in this week’s Esquire column — I hope you enjoy it! Read more

Scoot ovah. Read more

Oh yikes, that’s a tricky one — mostly because of what hasn’t worked. You might have some luck with the Motsenbocker’s products, which you can find at most hardware stores or places like Home Depot. You could try using that in conjunction with the Rug Doctor for extra power. Let me know how you do! Read more

Oh yikes, that sounds ... insane. You can probably get any last stubborn spots off the dash using plain old dish soap and a Dobie Pad, which is a scrubbing sponge that won’t scratch plastic surfaces. Read more

What’s the bird poop on? Leather seats? Cloth seats? The dash? Read more

Oh trust, he heard from me on that one. Read more

I do think you’ll be successful! The once-a-month cleaning service is a great thing for people who like a clean home but don’t have the time or energy to do deep cleaning like floors, grout, dusting, etc. Depending on where you live, Merry Maids may be a good option for you. Read more

Burn it. Read more

Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Castile Liquid Soap. Weird but true! More here: http://jezebel.com/waging-war-aga… Read more

I’m petite (or as 500DoK fans would say “patite”) — my height sitch made this video with me, Tom and Barry so much more absurd than it already was. Read more