There are a few cat pee posts lurking around — this Friday’s Esquire column has a lot of info about using Rug Doctors and similar machines, so that might be helpful. There’s also a podcast episode on cat pee featuring Deadspin’s own Diana Moskovitz! If you want to email me your Q I’d love to run it in an upcoming… Read more

Oh my God YES I saw it on Twitter and nearly died of a heart attack. Read more

Woof. You can take the advice I gave the guy right above you and get an upholstery cleaning machine — I don’t think the canned cleaner will be enough for rotten milk, this probably rises to the level of needing a machine to force cleaning solution into the seats and suck it back out. Tavarish over at Jalopnik has a… Read more

It’s probably worth investing in a small upholstery cleaner. Bissell has handhelds that will run you about $50 and will be perfect for cleaning car seats. There are also canned upholstery cleaners for cars — Blue Comet is one brand to look for. Read more

Fantastic timing — grease stains were the subject of last week’s AaCP. Enjoy! Read more

I don’t use a top sheet and have written about that fact on this very site as well as on Deadspin, where people are more open-minded and less dictatorial. Read more

If you keep this up, I’ll die of grief and then everyone will be a mess and I’ll have to die all over again. Read more

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Yeah, because you kept sending fucking Drew my questions! Read more

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE Read more

It makes me glad to know that Deadspin is still a cleaning blog. Read more

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Drapes, don’t lie — Marchman wrote this list, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how utterly, horrifyingly WRONG it is. #teamkourt #thelord4eva Read more

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :) Read more

Fun fact about the NOTY bracket: Kiwi Comizio is a Yale lacrosse player. Read more

I’ll answer that right after I get off the phone with Harvilla to tell him that I’m gonna need my old job back. Read more

I decamped for Esquire in December — it’s great, and I’m extra busy, but I make time to miss you guys every day. Read more

Exactly. Read more

You did well, young grasshopper. Read more

I miss you guys too — truly, there was no better audience, Lysol and all. Read more