HiCoup Wine Bottle Opener | $11 | Amazon
You’re too old to still be buying screw-off bottles of wine. So get the HiCoup Wine Bottle Opener, which is the top-selling waiter’s corkscrew on Amazon, and start doing it the right way. This premium kitchen gadget makes it easy to uncork even bottles with stubborn, dry corks. And it’s only $11 right now. Truly, you have no excuse.