What is better than some hot bread? Just some crumbly, crusty bread. Some bread that has been charred to bits. A cottagecore dream of jam and butter spread upon a crisp slice of bread. If you’ll stick your head out of the cottage for a minute, Whall toasters are on sale at Amazon. The four-slice and two-slice are north of 70% off, plus extra when you clip the coupon. Both toasters boast six “gears” from warm to nearly-burnt, with defrost and bagel settings. The extra-wide slots allow you to toast even the thickest, most decadent slice of bread—I’m assuming you made yourself.