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Kathy Wiz
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Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint, Read more

Never buy one of those Nixon pieces of shit. Read more

Never buy one of those Nixon pieces of shit.

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nemo?

What are thooooooooooose?

What are thooooooooooose?

DO NOT SHOP AT HANES.com. I bought a hoodie and a bra about a week apart and they were back ordered a week, okay whatever. I just got two separate pieces of mail saying they will be back ordered until the end of February so even if I do get them at the expected ship date I will have waited 2 months for staple items (a Read more

DO NOT SHOP AT HANES.com. I bought a hoodie and a bra about a week apart and they were back ordered a week, okay

Hate to say this but, Essie and Opi are low end tacky Crap. Unless you’re a teenager or a poor college student buy Zoya for something that will last and look devine. Read more

Hate to say this but, Essie and Opi are low end tacky Crap. Unless you’re a teenager or a poor college student buy

quick note - OPI just became salon-exclusive, so it’s no longer being sold in stores. Read more

quick note - OPI just became salon-exclusive, so it’s no longer being sold in stores.

Essie drives me crazy - I find you do need at LEAST 3 coats to get even close to the colour in the bottle. SH Miracle Gel all the way. Read more

Essie drives me crazy - I find you do need at LEAST 3 coats to get even close to the colour in the bottle. SH

My favourite polish company, Butter London, wasn’t on the list so I went with my second choice Essie. Love all of their colours and finishes (tho I confess I don’t use their really glittery ones. Too difficult to remove without a specific polish remover). Read more

My favourite polish company, Butter London, wasn’t on the list so I went with my second choice Essie. Love all of

I actually really like the formula of Covergirl polishes. They stay on my nails a really long time, while brands like Sally Hansen chip in two days, max. Read more

I actually really like the formula of Covergirl polishes. They stay on my nails a really long time, while brands

Zoya is my winner, but never, ever pay full price unless a) it is an outfit emergency or b) you absolutely HAVE to have a new launch now now now.

BECAUSE

If you sign up for their emails, they regularly do discounts and deals where you frequently can get shades for $4-5 and free shipping if you are buying more than one. Read more

Zoya is my winner, but never, ever pay full price unless a) it is an outfit emergency or b) you absolutely HAVE to

Zoya is the best because you can get four 'free' bottles about once a year and just pay shipping. That's how I have most of my Zoya because I'm usually a cheap-ass nail polish purchaser.
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Zoya is the best because you can get four 'free' bottles about once a year and just pay shipping. That's how I have

I’ve got to say that if Seche Vite could be included as a top coat, Orly Bonder deserves a spot. But since it got a shout out near the top, I won’t complain too loudly. (Also, I like Orly Won’t Chip better that Seche Vite anyways :P) Read more

I’ve got to say that if Seche Vite could be included as a top coat, Orly Bonder deserves a spot. But since it got a

So a base coat doesn’t make the list but a hundred dollar topcoat does? Or do you just have to utilize the Gawker affiliate link instead of any realistic place to buy these? I know Zoya isn’t $54 and I know their website was linked. Read more

So a base coat doesn’t make the list but a hundred dollar topcoat does? Or do you just have to utilize the Gawker

I don’t get Essie, I really don’t. I always, always have to do 4-5 coats to get coverage with Essie, compared with 2-3 using every other brand mentioned in the article. And Essie was liked for coverage? I’m baffled. Read more

I don’t get Essie, I really don’t. I always, always have to do 4-5 coats to get coverage with Essie, compared with

I prefer Out the Door to Seche Vite. Read more

I prefer Out the Door to Seche Vite.

Dang, not sure how I missed this. I buy Essie for trendy colors but Butter London for staples because the price makes me a bit nauseous for how infrequently I do my own nails. Read more

Dang, not sure how I missed this. I buy Essie for trendy colors but Butter London for staples because the price

This totally reminds me, I've been meaning to create an app that electrocutes my husband's balls whenever he's about to make a poor decision. It'll be called MyBalls. Read more