She is the best thing to come out of the Real Housewives franchise and that is not a statement I make lightly. Read more

👀 Read more

I was personally disappointed you didn’t show up below-the-bar in her farewell post.
Read more

Jolie, I don’t comment much here but I will admit that I’ve read almost every single Clean Person article and will be sad to see you go. You’re such a sweet and funny writer, good luck to you over at Esquire! Read more

Noooooooo! Read more

Jolie, this is late because I save your column for when I am sad - its ability to cheer me up with thoughts of fixing at least some of the problems in the world is as reliable as your advice on how to do so.

I have been a loyal reader since the ‘Pin, and will look forward to reading your columns for Esquire. I know… Read more

oh. shit. Read more

I’ll take a listen. Look forward to the column at the new locale.
Read more

Wait, so they’re sacking Jolie, Grierson and Leitch, and C.A. Pinkham, all of whom are taking their work to other sites? Is the strategy behind this reboot literally “let’s eliminate every popular regularly-scheduled feature we have?” Read more

A- Read more

:( it’s really starting to feel like everyone I really like has been leaving Gawker/Deadspin/io9/etc. the last 6 months or so. I’m sad. Read more

I’m so glad that you’ll still be writing this column and I’ll happily follow you to another site. I’ve learned so much from reading these and my towels, sheets, carpets, shoes, showers, etc all thank you. (I still say to myself, “oh, you gross monster” when I take off a sweaty white shirt and spray it.) Read more

NO! You cant leave me. Why are all the best in Gawker media leaving me? WHY AM I SO HARD TO LOVE!? Read more

I’m crying silently inside Jolie - only you have been able to re-whiten my duvets and pillows, clean my nasty gi, and get that mysterious stain out of my jacket. But I will soldier on and follow you to Esquire. Sending you all my cleaning vibes. Read more

WHHYY are all my favorite bloggers leaving all of a sudden? Every day there’s another one gone and I think, oh well at least I still have- oh, wait, no I don’t. This is not good!!! Read more

Wanna make a ‘I wish to subscribe to your newsletter’ joke here. But I am sad. And I just did subscribe to your newsletter. Read more

Never commented here, but I’ve never missed one of your posts. Great success at Esquire. I’m far from clean, but much less dirty because of you. Thanks.
Read more

Oh, good, I’ll get to still read you as an Esquire subscriber. Can you take Magary with you so I don’t have to wander over to the awfulness that is GQ to find his other work?
Read more

I think that Jolie is a cleaning fairy, hopping from one site to another, blessing the world’s people with her gifts of cleanliness, one publication at a time. Read more

Wow so many “this is my last day” articles all over Gawker media blogs. It’s so depressing... Really not sure I like the new direction this company is taking.