I can't BELIEVE I missed this one.

Aww, I missed the question post, but I might as well add my story here. We had two wedding cars – a 1976 Triumph 2500 sedan for the bridal party, and a 1968 Triumph 2000 station wagon for the bride. As well as simply being characterful cars that fit with our wedding's colour scheme and retro vibe, they both were of…

Here we are! They had a white pedicab available for twice the price—I decided to go with a $10 suction cup "just married" sign instead.

You say you like wee ones in kilts...by no means the best, but the best available on my phone.

Since I missed this until earlier today, gonna repost here: It wasn't our actual ride, but here's some of the pics we took with my wife's uncle's '70 Chevelle SS. (Which started life as her *grandmother's* '70 Chevelle SS.) Gorgeous car. Phenomenal sound. (Grandma's ashes were in an urn in the back seat so she could…

Her name is Jenay Rice. She is an adult woman with agency. She has chosen to stay in this relationship. I trust that she has reasons for that decision. I also trust that, since she has very intentionally avoided the spotlight both before and after the incident, those reasons are absolutely none of my, or your,… Read more

I wash my feet with Kiehls exfoliating bar, ditto for the elbows. No crusty elbows bros!! It's like $15 but lasts all year. My dad had crusty feet, I'm not letting that happen to my kids. Read more

Amazing artwork!!!!

Black diamond band, black wedding dress, I'm gonna look so good. Read more

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately. Read more

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school). Read more

I find the best way to avoid awkward interactions is to bring some food to gatherings. Kale chips are an awesome icebreaker. Read more

My new husband and I were staying in one of the top rated hotels in the entire world in a location where you should be careful about drinking the water. We had this special romantic dinner the night before involving a private chef. It was hella dreamy. But in the middle of the night, I woke up with my belly rumbling.… Read more

I got my period. Not a huge deal but on the way home (we missed our flight so it was was was later one) I took my earrings out and they started bleeding and my husband said, "you're just bleeding from anywhere, hey?!" I was slightly horrified. Read more

The honeymoon itself was great but I managed to get strep on my leg on the flight home. For about a week and a half after we got back I had these bug bites that just would not heal, and were getting increasingly pussier and gooier and gross. Then I woke up with a fever, and it turns out I had basically strep throat… Read more

I read two pages of his bullshit (that's enough) and now I'm of the opinion that while his family may be dysfunctional, his need to put everything in public, not just his and his wife's decision to be non-monogamous, is part of the problem. Read more

Here's a few more photos from our baseball-ish wedding. We didn't want a full on themed baseball explosion, but incorporated quite a few little things...

For my wife's bachelorette party, she started the night by singing the national anthem for the White Sox game at Comiskey Park. (My bachelor party, the same night, also started at the game.) The wedding was two days later. We still have the box score from the game framed on our wall. By all standards, it was pretty… Read more

My wedding had a light baseball theme to it. I am a Mets fan and my wife is a Cards fan, so we had some pictures wearing jerseys. We also had an ice cream bar with ice cream helmets for the Mets and Cards (people were free to choose sides and be shamed for their choice). And my wife gave me cufflinks made from a game… Read more

I will try to once I stop imagining an entire Jez sublog dedicated to Jennifer Lopez. Read more