JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

Rolling pain is a great way to put it. At the worst, it's like your uterus is trying to give itself a tiger burn (when you twist both ends in opposite directions). The only thing that has come close to that feeling is catching a stomach bug in India. Like the other lady's said, athletic cramps are sharp and intense Read more

My father and I wanted a dance at my wedding, but neither of us are slow dancers. We went to tons of Hartford Whalers games together when I was a kid, though, so we did a boogie to their old fight song instead. One of his friends recorded it for posterity. Read more

My husband and I got engaged while hiking in RMNP. We then got married in Bootleg Canyon in Nevada, premiere downhill mountain biking. The ceremony was officiated, we got suited up and then we bombed that fucking hill like pros. (Not really, I slid on my ass pulling my bike behind me most of the way because we were

I wish you'd explained how little "blood" is actually expelled. I've had guys think we literally bleed buckets and it comes out of us like pee. It's not much, guys. Only a few tablespoons per cycle. (if you did mention it, I must have skipped over it and I apologize) Read more

My sister has a degree in sports marketing/management & married a professional indoor soccer player (whose team she used to work for), so their favors were can coozies that looked like soccer jerseys: #14 for the day they got married, with her/their new last name on the back, in the wedding colors. It was an adorable Read more

One of my friends is purposefully planning her wedding day to be the day of the UGA vs Fla Gators game. Her reception will be huge tvs playing the game. Read more

Nothing at the actual wedding was overtly sports-themed, but we picked our wedding date based on Notre Dame's football schedule (got married on the bye weekend), and took a short honeymoon so we'd make it back in time for a road game in our city. Read more

My future husband is very into Spanish Soccer - specifically the National team and Real Madrid. So, we're having mini replica Spanish jerseys as our table numbers. I don't know if it is a theme per se, but it is pretty perplexing to my day of coordinator that our table numbers don't go in order.

Pro husband tip: Take a photo of tampon, pad, ect. box with your phone before you go to buy them. Most women are very loyal to a particular brand, at least my wife is. Read more

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time. Read more

I read the question as asking whether or not virginity lends itself to preferring one thing or the other - like, is it more difficult for virgins to use tampons as compared to pads. To that, I would say one's sexual experience or lack thereof makes little to no difference, though, as mentioned, everyone's plumbing is Read more

The best reason for not making jokes about PMS-rage, I ever heard, was a theory, that the mood swings are caused by women's androgen (testosterone, androstenedione etc.) levels or ratio (can't remember the details - endocrinology is crazy complicated) briefly approached men's, so basically when women are acting Read more

And now a complete list of things Jolie doesn't add vinegar to: Read more

Many women experience a bout of diarrhea at the beginning and end of their cycle. Hello and goodbye. Aloha! Read more

Give me a pair of glittered, bobbly shamrocks affixed to a headband and I'm one bonny Irish lass. Read more

OK so this is probably an ignorant question, but since you asked. In regards to preferring tampons vs pads, does virginity or lack there of cause any difference when selecting one vs the other. Read more

I may have missed it in the article, but is it common for women to become hyper-aroused during their period? My wife would become almost manic, it never bothered me but she definitely acted out of her normal sexual behavior. Read more

The major take-away from this for men is that all women are different. I have dated some women who would have their periods and you would never even know about it. They kept it private. Other women acted as if the whole world was collapsing and they weren't sure they would survive those 4 or 5 days. Be smart about it Read more

I was never really skeptical of cramps, per se; more like: "If you say so!" Read more