I went for sparkly sandals with no heels. (Well, about 1/2" wedge.) Comfy and fun and wonderful, and about $50.

I peaked in high school.

No, never. But fingers crossed! Read more

The answer of course, is Tortilla chips. Read more

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone. Read more

I was going to submit this to Kara for Shade Court, as in my view this is the burniest example of Mom Shade (the most vicious kind of shade) ever. Read more

I went wedding dress shopping with my pal and her other bridesmaids recently and one of the girls was a total asshole while we were shopping. She had just gotten married so OF COURSE SHE IS A FUCKING EXPERT ON ALL THINGS BRIDAL despite the fact that the maid of honor and another woman in the party are also married and… Read more

Let me just start by saying that I love my mother and think that she is great. That being said, I gave up shopping with her years ago. However, when I finally got engaged wedding dress shopping was something she obviously needed to be involved in. I'm pretty easy going and my style is pretty simple. I have yet to see… Read more

My sister told me with every dress I tried on 'that one would be pretty if you were skinnier' while my mother nodded her head in agreement while staring me down. Same woman who compliments me by saying, 'I can see your chin again!' Thanks mom. Read more

God, I was MOH for a friend. She brought me, her sister, and her mother to do the dress shopping and I swear I was the only person in her corner. She had decided that she thoroughly didn't like lace, just wasn't her style. All her mom and sister did was bitch that she needed to try on all these lace dresses and when… Read more

My mother is very intense and very critical and, as the years go by, she has less and less of a filter on any of this. While I am not competitive with my best friend, since high school (12 years ago) my mom has been competitive with her (and my BF's mother) on my behalf. During our first stop wedding dress shopping,… Read more

My mother is a horror show but I invited her dress shopping because she was in town for the weekend and I figured it was just a day…what could go wrong. Anyway, it wasn't too bad until we got to a dress she loved and I was "meh." Then they brought out another dress and it was "THE ONE". I loved it. It loved me.… Read more

my mom was just swayed by price. Every dress, before she gave any comment, got HOW MUCH IS IT?! I was paying for everything, I had a decent budget and wasn't trying on anything crazy. She tried to talk me into buying a dress I hated because it was the cheapest. I had already worked out the finances, I just wanted to… Read more

My cousin brought her future mother-in-law shopping. The MIL stated that all strapless dresses were slutty and absolutely insisted that my cousin try on a bunch of dresses that were horrendous. The MIL didn't pay for jack shit for the wedding, so her rude bossiness was absolutely unjustified. My cousin is a saint… Read more