Why did Slate hate your book? I bought it right when it came out and read the whole thing. I found it delightful, and though I feel slightly guilty when I look around at my messy apartment- at least I do know how to clean all the things. Read more

Good morning. Better than a televised yule log is watching this yule Zamboni, just resurfacing the ice forever. Read more

Not only do those fuggin' bath bombs wreck your tub AND towels AND make you/your house smell like a revolting potpourri sachet that your Gammie would put in every drawer and closet, but they give you a monumental yeast infection and a case of the itchies in various places where the itchies are, quite rightly,… Read more

I exploded in laughter like a little kid when reading about the discharge staining. Priceless writing. Read more

For some reason when I read Santa's Stain Bar I thought "Satan's Satin Bear". And without further ado, a tongue twister: Santa saw Stalin's satin stain so sat by Satan to say, "a beer bear beats bear beer barely", before bar barkin' Barton barfed. Read more

Jolie, Read more

No matter how vulgar you enjoy being, your written persona is just the sweetest I have ever read. Ms. Kerr, you're my hero(ine). Read more

Exactly. Read more

Exactly.

check out the facebook group "Truck Loses Load of..." We follow this stuff passionately. Read more

Don't forget the instant mashed potato one: http://consumerist.com/2014/06/23/tru… Read more

A few years ago there was a Maple Syrup spill on Buttermilk Parkway in KY, Read more

Gawker reported on the honey spill / bee trap:

http://gawker.com/thousands-of-b… Read more

There was a peanut spill on Hwy. 16 between Fredricksburg and Llano, TX on 11/19/2014, which made driving fun as the peanuts attracted lots of deer and wild boar on a nice dark stretch of 2 lane hilly road. Read more

My dad owns a heavy duty towing company. He typically has to clean up these messes. One week there was a trailer of beer. Then about a week later was a trailer full of pretzels. Perfect Read more

Chicken Giblets in Houston. Read more

Can't find an article for it, but a Wrigley's truck (yes the gum) flipped on i-285 North of Atlanta about 2 months ago Read more