JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

We have a full size bed and we each have a twin size comforter. I fold mine in half on my side of the bed. The husband usually leaves his as is after he gets out of bed (after I leave for work). When company comes over I just fold them both in half on our respective sides. Read more

Amen. I had this talk with my younger sister recently after her and her husband stayed up all attempting to hash something out. Nothign got hashed out and they were miserable the next day. Angrier than before because neither one of them had slept. Sometimes your brain needs to process all sides of an issues, Read more

I do separate blankets, too. And while I am more slovenly than not, on those days I make the bed, I just lay the blankets out neatly, side by side, split down the middle. Read more

Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive Read more

I was on the paleo diet for 8 months, the only sweet thing I was allowed was dark chocolate and coconut. I did get really healthy though, like I had so much energy, which I needed to plan a wedding and be in the first years of my architecture career. After my wedding I ate a whole box of froot loops that my mum had Read more

jack in the box. we went back to the hotel room, changed and drove to get fast food. the following night (small wedding and dinner saturday, giant ass Indian/Pakistani reception sunday) we changed and went to Mickey D's. #truelove Read more

Reese's Miniatures. Roughly a truck-load. Read more

We went to England for our honeymoon a few days after the wedding. I ordered sticky toffee pudding anytime I saw it on the menu and ate copious amounts of fish and chips. And beer. And ice cream. And pot pies. Runny scrambled eggs. Queen Mum's cake. I pretty much ate all of the food available. Read more

Not my wedding but a friend's. Groom walked in on bride and bridesmaids in the honeymoon suite at 3am mainlining cupcakes and opening presents. Read more

The day after our wedding, we went to our favorite bar and faceplanted into a basket of wings and drank beer. Glorious beer. Read more

I dieted for about ten days before my wedding, when I realized in horror that I couldn't zip AND breathe. Brown rice, chicken, and vegetables for ten days. And running. I don't run. Read more

Okay, I guess I'm hopeless because all I could think while reading this article, was how much you gained and how long it took, writing with a glass of wine (you are my personal fucking hero I'm terrified to drink while i write professionally because you know, gibberish) and how much you lost in the 9 months on of diet Read more

I broke my wedding diet/workout insanity with a bottle of Blue Label while me and my best man got dressed. Read more

We stayed in a hotel in our town for Honeymoon.. and it had breakfast buffet. IT WAS AWESOOOOME!!! *o* Read more

I wore a hugely enveloping sari weighing 15 pounds, so I did not need to diet. Hurray! Read more

As a guy, I don't know anything about this, but I will say - crab rangoon pizza sounds amazing. Read more

I'm single buuuut that last one made me want to have a day-long photoshoot eating cake in wedding dresses. What is wrong with me? Read more

I didn't diet, but my wedding day was the first time I ever felt self-conscious about my arms. Read more

We got takeout!! Ordered as soon as we got to the hotel. We got a BLT, buffalo chicken sandwich, and jalepeno poppers mmmmmm it was so good and so fun! Read more