you're stupid and I hope your ride home tonight is unpleasant Read more
you're stupid and I hope your ride home tonight is unpleasant Read more
If you're in New York, come see Tom Ley and Jolie Kerr read some of the shitty things commenters have said to them at Housingworks Bookstore Cafe from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. We'll be there too. If you think of anything meaner to say about them in the meantime, or if you've just got a good Tom Ley burn, leave it here. Read more
I can personally vouch for the butter/cigarette ash one. The cabinets ended up looking beautiful afterwards. Read more
Speaking of citrus deodorizers, many years ago, I was using the powder room at a friends apartment on a hot Southern California day and was quite sweaty, especially in the nethers. Read more
Please describe how to make toast in 3,000 word or more. Read more
Based on this comment, I think I love you and I want to hear more while you help me clean my hardwood floors. *swoon* Read more
"Sometimes in life you will get cooked" Read more
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Lasagna Read more
The Day after Tomorrow Looks Like a Pizza Night Read more
Al Dente's Peak Read more
Cheese Impact Read more
The Thin Red Sauce Read more
This is a really great recipe, Albert, but I make a few changes when I make it. First, I use avocados instead of chickpeas, and then I also make guacamole instead of hummus. Read more
But you already have a book. Do something original for crissakes.... Read more