JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

Ugh, I love the Magic Eraser. Read more

Or just get a duvet cover for it! I love being able to switch up the look of my bedroom by getting a new duvet. Read more

For the counter top, another thing to try is scrubbing it with baking soda or borax and a damp sponge. A bitch to rinse, though. Read more

I feel so, so stupid that I did not know how to do this. It seems so easy really! I've been lugging this thing to the laundromat forever. Thank you so much for this article, Jezebel! Read more

All I really want in life is a mudroom and a utility sink. Read more

I will buy your book, Jolie. Because I read your column and you are the only breath of fresh (snark-free and still compelling to read) air in all of Gawker media. Read more

I want before and after pics! Please, please, for the OCD among us. We LIVE for this stuff. Read more

Woop woop! Sample downloaded on iTunes; prepared to buy tonight!!! Thanks for letting us know. Read more

And here I thought we were semi-kindred spirits. Joints are a terrible waste if you're buying the good stuff (and you better be.) Use a vape if you're really serious, and a pipe/bong if vapes just don't feel right to you, you know? Read more

Why yes, I did know that. Do you frequently encounter people in this or other forums who would speak offhand without accurate knowledge of what they speak? Because that would be odd. Read more

The compound of cigarette ash and butter is commercially available under the brand name Paula Deen's Personal Lubricantâ„¢. Read more

Mix butter and cigar or cigarette ashes together to make a paste. Read more

How far can you punt a football? Read more

So if I hired you to work at my store, and beat you in the crotch with a lead pipe every day for 45 minutes... we'd have to contextualize that in the frame of reference of other stores in the area before we could determine whether I'm doing something wrong here? Read more

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit. Read more