Thanks! It’s not the most ~exciting~ topic but I thought it might be handy and I’m glad to know you found it useful! Read more

Thanks! It’s not the most ~exciting~ topic but I thought it might be handy and I’m glad to know you found it useful!

My people have arrived! Read more

My people have arrived!

I could be here for DAYS offering mustard takes — I mean, first of all, you can’t ask me to compare dijons with yellows, and certainly you can’t go around acting like grainy v smooth isn’t an entirely separate conversation and uch, I owe you a column, do NOT get me started down this path! — so for now I’ll just say… Read more

I could be here for DAYS offering mustard takes — I mean, first of all, you can’t ask me to compare dijons with…

I can help with that question! (Hey pal!): A bath towel is to a bath sheet as a sedan is to an SUV Read more

I can help with that question! (Hey pal!): A bath towel is to a bath sheet as a sedan is to an SUV

<3 <3 <3 Read more

<3 <3 <3

I very desperately want that to be a real product Read more

I very desperately want that to be a real product

Great rec, thanks! Read more

Great rec, thanks!

I actually meant to pose this question in the column but I plum forgot to embed a poll so here, go duke this one out on Twitter. Read more

Ooh that’s a good note, thank you! Read more

OMG LEMME AT THOSE HEADLIGHTS I WANT I WANT Read more

Spoiler: It is no longer true that he’s never waxed a car :) Read more

I sometimes feel like you guys are the only people who truly understand me

Occupational hazard Read more

[WOLF WHISTLE] Read more

Sure thing, I’ll just hop on my Roomba and drive up to the office Read more

WHY ARE YOU WEIRDO INDOOR KIDS SITTING INSIDE RIGHT NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE OUT HERE?!?! Read more

I’m in the East Village working (“working”) outside and having a beer why aren’t you guys here with me? Read more

Aww man that makes me so happy to hear, thanks pal! Levity is always a good thing, but especially now. Read more

HAHA did you not know about Christine the Vroomba?!? One of my masterworks, to be sure. Read more

Strong cosign Read more