Great tip, thanks! I love that there are so many Dr. Bronner’s lovers in this neck of the GMG woods :) Read more

That’s def a good idea! Activated charcoal sachets are also great for absorbing odors. But also: Do you think the drawers themselves just need a good cleaning, or maybe a coating of paint like Killz? Read more

[nods solemnly] Read more

right after a raccoon took her tiny leg. Read more

I got absolutely housed yesterday and when I got home I was like, “Shit, I hope I didn’t cause a riot over the cats with that Cleancast post.” Then I saw that you all were posting your cat photos and I was like, “Yessssss I should NEVER have doubted.” Read more

Three-legged cats are a delight. My Uncle Vinny had a three-legged cat named Tripod. He went by Lefty, though. Read more

A not insignificant number of men would describe me in exactly the same way. Read more

I love this so much, but I have to ask: Why didn’t you listen to the cat? She knew, she KNEW!!! Read more

AHHHHH LOU AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Read more

It would be INCREDIBLY wrong of me to have you win. Read more

LOL JERSEY. I should have known. Read more

Counterpoint  Read more

Um pardon, I have not been invited and I feel HURT and BETRAYED. (Also we gotta talk about the Deadspin Awards this year, I may have bad news.) Read more

Ah yes, the famous tundra of Manhattan from where I hail, I shall get to packing up the tiny box in the sky I call home straightway! Read more

You get it. Read more

Ah grand, the “I love allergies, pitch black mornings and ceaseless freezing rain” crowd has arrived! Read more

Some day, one of you assholes will pen the correct take, which is this: Spring is actually the real cunt of the season family. Read more

“Dad, my shampoo curdled.” Read more

Interesting! Pine Sol (and Lestoil) are my go-tos for grease and oil stains, but it’s great to know they’re also good on poop. A friend recently mentioned that Shout is great on poop, which is funny because it’s also great on chocolate. I guess Shout is the brown-stain go-to? Read more

Sunscreen is a strange animal in the stain world — it basically operates as a rust stain. Try lemon juice and salt, or a commercial rust stain remover, and avoid both chlorine and oxygen bleaches. I did a recent podcast ep on the subject, and there are a bunch of old columns out there if you prefer to read rather than… Read more