I’M SCREAMING. KAREN, NO. Read more

It’s not too late, no! This is the first installment of what will be a weekly column, so ask away. Read more

There’s a trick that you might also want to tuck away: Googling “Jolie Kerr [YOUR CLEANING PROBLEM]” turns up tons of old stuff. I’ve been writing versions of this column pretty much weekly since 2011, so the archives run deep. Read more

I saw it and it’s SUCH a good one! The queue is fairly long already, but look for it in upcoming months. In the meantime, here’s an oldie that may help. Read more

Thank you! The Cleancast is at Deadspin, which is like having a lovely weekend home in addition to this one! Read more

Sure thing! Actually, I linked to my old Deadspin pillow washing article in the Related Stories but I guess that got changed? Hmm. Anyway! Here it is. The thing about memory foam is that it basically can’t be washed, which is insane. Read more

So look, this probably isn’t going to be the column for you. There’s lots of other great content on this site and plenty of cleaning advice for parents elsewhere. Go find what you need in this world! Read more

Please please don’t worry about that, Kavs!!! I’ll just be so excited to get my paws on your little lady, and I also promise you’re self-conscious in a way you don’t need to be with me!! Read more

Thank you again for having me, it was so much fun and you were both such good sports about my love of gross-out/real talk! Read more

Kavi, I’m hoping to do some field research for this column — if you’d be willing to invite me over, I’ll bring wine and get cracking on that Play-Doh. I’ve got some ideas, but I’d love to actually dig into the problem and find the best solution! Read more

He’s so great, I love him entirely. We got to meet here in NYC and I would LOVE to go play with him in Detroit. I’ve never been to Detroit! I’m a great lover of American cities, so that needs to be remediated. Read more

‘preciate u!!! Read more

This is great and so helpful, thank you for sharing! Read more

Nice, thanks for the tip!!! Read more

The waiting is torture, right??? It has to do with our publishing schedule and actually, I LOVE being here for weekends. It’s chiller, and people are much more up for chatting, so the ~vibe~ is exactly what it should be. Read more

I learned about the German product for the AC vents from David and Patrick literally said during the episode, “David Tracy has a cleaning product he uses? I think he’s lying to you!” Read more

AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR JALOP STICKER YESSSSSSSSSSS Read more

I listen to this song not infrequently but somehow I’ve never seen the video and oh my God, is that MILTON BERLE? Read more