Oh, I’m not sane. Read more

It’s great when I drop tiny factoids that help to explain my deep weirdness for people, isn’t it? Read more

OMG GET OUT OF TOWN!!! I love this so much. Read more

Fun fact! My first job in sports media was as a call screener (screenah, fine) at EEI. It was fucking wild and I’m still in touch with my producer Rene, who used to say things like “the fans are all dressed as seats tonight” during low attendance Sox games and “WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FLIPPIN’ AHHHHHSSSS ROSES!” as a,… Read more

It’s not, though! That’s not for another month or so, God help us. Read more

Jesus Christ, between this and the road rage dog throwing story on Jalopnik today, what are you guys trying to do, drive your entire readership to suicide via tales of canine tragedy??? Read more

I think you’re probably right that for most couples, peeing around/in front of the other person is fine, but pooping isn’t. GREAT pod topic though, we’ll for sure take this one on, maybe when Maureen comes back! Read more

That makes sense and somehow makes all of this make less sense all at the same time. Thanks for the explanation, frond! Read more

May I ask what prompted this comment? Literally no one here, including the pretty funny lady who hosts this podcast and wrote the post you’re commenting on, is suggesting that women aren’t funny. Read more

Ghastly, right? I’m actually legit pissed that Dave made such a fucking show of chewing right into the mic, and for his efforts, I’m banning jelly beans from the studio again. Read more

You got it, pal. Use your power well. Read more

Are you single? Read more

It’s okay, I totally get it. I talked about it in the episode, but the thing is about me is that, while I’m SUPER open about sex and have done a whole lot of weird shit (and will talk all about it!) with no compunction at all, I’m weirdly uptight about bathroom behavior? So in that sense, I’m more like a high schooler… Read more

You got me all curious, but I’m 40 so I guess I missed my window of opportunity. Crap. Read more

I sure did and I LOVE this! I know there are more of you who are sitting to pee, show yourselves. You’re among friends here! Read more

Oh marvelous, my shy bladder brethren has arrived! Let’s huddle up, commune, commiserate, and give each other plenty of privacy when nature calls. Read more

I just legit screamed, A++ answer (hi, I’m Jolie and we have not yet met but I am real big on bed-making, it’s weird) Read more

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Read more

The Twitter check mark is white. Read more

The last time I was in the office, they told me about some of Marchman’s dipping habits and I was so upset I backed myself into a bookshelf and clung on for dear life. I have to go back today and I’m honestly scared for what they’ll do to me, this is hazing. Read more