As fate would have it, man-feet will be the first topic I cover! Read more

A little left of your question but this seems like a good time to mention it — Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast begins next week. It’ll be me hosting a rotating cast of guests (I’m in negotiation with some of the Deadspin staff, who are being exactly as cooperative as you’d think they’d be.) Read more

Bobby. It’s all about the tablescapes, do you not know anything???? Read more

Jane Marie, too. Read more

Cross words against Aunt Sandy? Bobby, I never thought this day would come but ... you’re dead to me. Read more

Email me. I was the same age when I got married and had some of the same, “UGH” feelings about dress shopping, but I ended up with something that I was so happy in, was age appropriate, wasn’t a huge floofy number, and (IMO) was quite lovely. I’ll share my secrets. Read more

Click on the post I linked to with the words Hall of Marvins for the full effect, but basically it started here, with George W. Bush’s youngest (I think) brother Marvin ruining Jeb’s wedding to Columba. “Marvins” has become code in these parts for “people who suck at weddings.” Read more

I mean, I would have gone with “evil genius” but I suppose you were being modest, and I understand that. Read more

You and me both, sister. Read more

It is, truly, one of the great mysteries of life. Read more

You’re on in re kooky dresses! That will be much fun. In terms of other offbeat wedding details, look through the PTQ archives — my favorite questions are always the ones that draw out the very personal details, like the cake toppers and tattoos. Oh! And the shoes. Oh my God the shoes post. Read more

You are not the only small-chested one! Let’s summon the bridal coven and see what styles your fellow smalls can offer up. Ladies?!? Read more

Gotcha out of the greys with a bonus big thank you for the great tip. Read more

A++++++++ BRIDAL FASHION WOULD STARE AGAIN Read more

Kpoene’ already chimed in with some great ideas for non-white wedding dresses, so check that out. Would you be interested in a post about brightly colored or otherwise non-traditional (in the Western sense, in this case) wedding dresses? I would be into that, and I bet a lot of people would share photos of their… Read more

Oh thank God you’re here! I read this thread at the gym and couldn’t get back home fast enough to respond to the question about non-white dresses. Read more

Good point. BUT. You knew what I meant :) Read more

I didn’t have bridesmaids. I had my two best guy friends as my attendants (Man of Honor and Bridesman) and it was the right choice for me for a number of reasons. I did, however, speak to a few of my very close female friends to tell them that I’d opted not to have ‘maids because I felt we were all beyond the age… Read more

Gotta say, I admire that snake’s moxie. Read more

HOW DID YOU GET THE SNAKE OFF THE CAKE OH MY GOD?????? Read more