Don't Make An Ass Of Yourself, Buy This Discounted Squatty Potty

Get a load of this: Amazon dropped the price of Squatty Potty’s fancy stool to just $41, the lowest we’ve seen on Amazon.

Look—I know a bunch of you expect me to resort to a bunch of toilet humor, but I’m classy and I’m not going to clog your feed with that shit. I think people will be relieved I’m taking this deal seriously.

No shitting: Squatty Potty promises its product will improve your colon health. And Amazon reviews are flush with rave reviews.

Don’t poo-poo this deal, this model usually this sits at around $60. So don’t wait, or else you’ll feel like you pissed away a great opportunity.