Coca-Cola is killing off Coke Zero next month and replacing it with...something. It’s a decision that rivals Nintendo’s premature beheading of the NES Classic for sheer stupidity, but you still can and should buy Coke Zero in bulk, before it disappears from shelves for good.
Maybe “Coke Zero Sugar” will be as good as they say, and our beloved Coke Zero formula will be seldom mourned. But this seems unlikely, since Coke Zero is a perfect miracle beverage. Luckily, Jet still has 35-pack cases available for $14, with bulk discounts available when you buy more (we are stockpiling, after all), plus 15% off for new customers with code SAVE15, and free shipping on orders over $35. Who knows, it could even turn into an eBay goldmine.