Fuck Candles, Get Yourself An 11 Herbs & Spices Fire Log From KFC

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We probably wrote about candles yesterday, but guess what? That’s old news, candles are out. Now you can cloak yourself in the smell of 11 herbs and spices, from the man himself, Colonel Harland Sanders. For just $19 during a limited time promotion, you can grab yourself a five pound fire log (produced by Enviro-Log) that smells like KFC fried chicken. Make your home the most delicious one of all. Or even better, bring it camping with you, and teach nature what it’s missing. Limit one per customer, while supplies last. Colonel Custer approved.