Graphic: Jillian Lucas

I’m not saying that I don’t know anything about earrings. Honestly. But to put it into perspective, the last time I had earrings in my ears was at my best friend’s wedding, where as Maid of Honor, I was the only one without them, so I shoved a pair through my closed up ear holes and sucked it up. That’s how much care about earrings, but they’re really doing their thing and having a Moment right now.

Giant, dangling, artistic mobile-looking earrings are hanging from everyone and their grandmother’s ears (though probably with different fashion intentions). Maybe I should get my ears re-pierced? Let me know.