Banner Canned Sausage, 10.5 OZ (Pack of 12) | $19 | Amazon
There’s nothing finer in this world then some ground up pig parts out of a tin can. Delectable. Sausage now and sausage later. Sausage everyday. You can mush it up into a ball or flatten it into a circle. You choose because you are in charge. Sculpt a statue of Sonic the Hedgehog if you so desire. No one is going to stop you. It is your sausage and your choice of what you want to do with it. Stock up on building materials, twelve 10.5 oz. cans for only $19. A small price to breathe life into your new meat god.