Citizen Spider-Man Watch | $140 | Amazon
Attention all evil do-ers, you’re about to thwarted by the Amazing Spider-Man Watch! Bitten by a radioactive Spider-Man as a kid, this Citizen Watch now uses its powers for good. It’s Spider-Man Watch! With the ability to tell the time really well! POW! Emblazoned with a red and blue watch face and the iconic Spider-Man logo on the front and back! THWAP! It’s 60% off at Amazon, bringing down to $140! WHAM! Criminals beware, for wherever you carry out your nefarious crimes, you’ll never be too far away from Spider-Watch, protector of both time and arm.