I’ve loved gnomes ever since my mom put one in her garden when I was 5. I used to come home and say hello to him every day after school. But now, I live in a 3rd-floor apartment and have no garden for my gnomes to live in. Even though I have no places for gnomes in my home, I still appreciate their beauty and ugliness.
And since Friday means it is time to look at wacky shit you can buy on Amazon, today I will show you some of the gnomes I would buy in a heartbeat. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Let’s start this list out with a pure, little gnome to light up your garden. His yellow hat makes me very happy.
If you don’t have a gnome showing off his butt in your collection, you don’t know gnome culture.
This hanging gnome is a mood.
Okay, we’re already back to cute gnomes. Look at their little faces. Who wouldn’t be happy seeing these buddies in their garden?
If you want to send someone a pretty clear message, you can do with this double bird gnome. I wonder if the mean squirrel at my mom’s house would understand.
This combines my love of cats and my love of gnomes. Plus, it’s very on brand for how cats would react if gnomes were real.